To the hooligan that stole

my solar lanterns, why do you have to be mean? I din't take anything of yours. Could you please return them? I won't ask any questions. Just put them on my front porch and I will be one happy camper. What I don't understand is why you did it in two seperate evenings. Were you just teasing me? They aren't worth that much money, they don't hold any sentimental attachment . They just looked nice in my yard. It took me two years to find the perfect ones. Oh well I guess you need solar lights more than me. I hope that they make you happy. But please STAY OFF MY PROPERTY! Thank you.